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/// LAW_AND_ORDER

TERMS
OF SERVICE

THE RULES OF ENGAGEMENT. READ EM AND WEEP.

Acceptance

UPDATED: DEC 2025

By entering the arena (our website), you agree to play by our rules.

The Deal

If you don't agree with these terms, step away from the keyboard. Using this site means you're locked in.

Services

What we bring to the table:

  • Web Domination (Dev)
  • Search Supremacy (SEO)
  • Brand Warheads (Marketing)
  • Visual Artillery (Design)

IP Rights

Our Stuff Is Ours

The code, the designs, the vibes. It all belongs to AESIR. Don't steal it, don't copy it. We have lawyers, and they bite.

Obligations

NO HACKING

Don't try to break our toys.

NO SPAMMING

Don't be that guy.

Termination

The Ban Hammer

We reserve the right to ban you into the shadow realm if you break these rules. No warnings. No appeals. Game over.

Liability

NO LIABILITY

If your computer explodes or your cat learns to code and takes over the world, that's on you. We provide the tools, not the safety net.